Newcastle antics

I've just come back from Newcastle after a nice visit for bens birthday.

I got there and was reunited with charlottes flat and block mates, some of them wanted to swap charlotte for me. gutted charlotte. we then went out for a drink and met beth at the station.
bens flat was the next destination, where we ordered indian and played ring of fire. after the indian, ring of fire commenced. drinks were downed, but with me just having a curry i felt so bloated and sick i laid motionless for half an hour. we left for the taxi as it was too cold to walk and 2.80 later for the taxi we was back in town.

we went the dog and parrot where i ran up the stairs and taxed the setee. after this two lasses, one was like a MAN were both watching me. the un man one who was quite scruffy started talking to me and held out her hand, i shook it but she began to stroke it, then kissed it and she lastly sucked my finger. she took a liking to me and began to ask me about Manchester, i gave her a few good places and gallaped away.

we later went into the jukebox where the ticket woman some how remembered us. we got some white wine and a few bottle of beer and chilled down stairs wondering why it was so empty. i went on the prowl upstairs and noticed some wild shin dig up there, i gathered the troops and we went in. was amazing, full of weird and wonderful people. one girl was like 6ft5, i was in awe. they played the smiths and stone roses, so i was happy. but they didnt play oasis but did play blur. totally wrong.

after we left, we got a taxi back to the flat and i drunkenly rang jess. we drank in my mates flat where a few people turned up. after the wild moment died down, we all got tired. i went back to charlottes flat and locked her out. gutted.

the next day, me and charlotte went into every boots in newcastle possible, for some unknown reason. we went to the vintage shops and realised i always buy too many clothes when i come up newcastle. we met ben, wandered around, laughed at protesters and had din dins at pizza hut. the waitress had hair of a wilder beast, i wish i had a picture, i so do.
we went back to charlottes, noticed she takes forever to get ready and went into town. had a few drinks and came back. we partied on down big style, even smash bros on game cube was slammed out.

i sadly left sunday dinner time, even to pleads from everyone to stay. but i knew my time had come and boarded the londons kings cross train back to doncaster.